my servantsworship me <join the followers I have prepared an online application to make the process as easy and uncomplicated as possible:



Altar of Liason Welcome to my altar! I am Liason. You have found your way here because you were drawn by your instinct to worship me. I discovered that I posess the power of hypnotic control. Now using the power of mere suggestion, I will rape your mind.
If you have not hit the "back" button on your browser by now, you are mine. As a hopeless blind follower of Liason, you have certain tasks to be carried out. First and foremost, I demand complete devotion. You must display my banner on your web page: BANNER:

If you do not have a web page, I would like you to say my name out loud at least 23 times a day, preferably at awkward moments like at work or with a loved one.

ENteR

Your name:
Your email:


  1. Do you agree that I am your new savior??

    Yes!
    No!
    undecided


  2. Will I be the focus of your world??

    Yes!
    No!
    weather permitting




  3. Do you agree to visit Altar of Liason at least twice monthly for inspiration??

    Yes!
    No!
    I'll visit more often!


  4. Do you agree to chant my name at inappropriate times??

    Yes!
    No!
    Hey, you're starting to scare me!




  5. Do you agree to name any offspring born during cult membership Liason or Larry??

    Yes!
    No! I don't care for those choices
    fûçk ýøû, I'm naming mine Celine


  6. Do you agree to cause some pain to yourself in my honor??

    Yes!
    No!
    have I told you lately that I love you?



  7. Do you have any comments for Princess Liason?:



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